I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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