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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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