It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
