you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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