I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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