Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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