ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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