Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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