it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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