just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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