Nicole vs. Life
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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