32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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