Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
These tits shall not be calmed
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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