If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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