just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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