Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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