Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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