I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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