come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm sobbing to NWA
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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