You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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