this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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