This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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