It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
