Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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