I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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