problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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