You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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