at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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