moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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