Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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