Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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