but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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