Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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