I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Do vagina's smell?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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