I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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