i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
