We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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