Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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