If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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