He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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