who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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