some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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