Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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