it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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