I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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