I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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