I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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