It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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