Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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