what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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