your parents love me but you hate me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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