Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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