i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
soo... how was my night?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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