Taylor Swift is so right about you.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
