I need help removing her.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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